http://www.slssniperlords.com Shooting people one shot at a time! Sniper Lords Lair Sniper Lords Lair Evo RSS Parser 60 http://www.slssniperlords.com/images/evo/minilogo.gif http://www.slssniperlords.com 94 15 Nuke-Evolution Powered Site en-us administration@slssniperlords.com 2012-05-20T12:39:44-05:00 hourly 1 2012-05-20T12:39:44-05:00 http://www.slssniperlords.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=576#2935

Hey, since alot of us seemed to be a little put out and bored with the current maps in BF3 I have put up a COD4 server with the Open Warfare 2 mod on it. I is up to version 1.4 and has some pretty cool stuff.

I will add custom maps to it again and modify the configs to our likings as I get feedback from you guys. Those that come in and play that is.

Server Address and port are:

68.232.175.42:28960

There is an issue with the redirect that I have to hunt down, so go ahead and download the mod from my website here, and then uncompress the folder into your mods folder under COD4.

File to Download

Come in Vent I will explain again how to do this if necessary.]]> 2935@http://www.slssniperlords.com New COD 4 Open Warfare 2 server information 2012-04-20T12:30:30-05:00 http://www.slssniperlords.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=572#2931
Anybody out there?]]> 2931@http://www.slssniperlords.com pb streaming on our bf3 server 2012-02-28T13:18:08-05:00 http://www.slssniperlords.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=569#2927 2927@http://www.slssniperlords.com Admin for BF3 Members ( Procon ) 2012-02-07T08:44:34-05:00 http://www.slssniperlords.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=114#2922
The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'

I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'

Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'

The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'

Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.

But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.

'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'

I keep telling you! Don't Mess with Old People!!]]> 2922@http://www.slssniperlords.com Dumpys Jokes 2012-01-24T08:32:17-05:00 http://www.slssniperlords.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=505#2921 2921@http://www.slssniperlords.com {SLS} Black Ops Server 2012-01-20T19:23:41-05:00 http://www.slssniperlords.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=571#2917 2917@http://www.slssniperlords.com Black Ops 2012-01-14T09:22:31-05:00 http://www.slssniperlords.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=570#2915
For me I do like one or two TDM maps on the hard core server rotation is all. That would be all I ask for. I get tired of the Conquest and Rush, and miss FFA and TDM, and since we don't have FFA, TDM is it.

If you want the Squad Team Death Match we may way to have that on the 911 server since that has a max of 16 and the hardcore server has a max of 24.

Just some thoughts.]]> 2915@http://www.slssniperlords.com Map Rotation ? 2012-01-12T12:23:47-05:00 http://www.slssniperlords.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=567#2914 2914@http://www.slssniperlords.com Application to join SLS, HeavensHammer 2012-01-12T12:18:12-05:00 http://www.slssniperlords.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=563#2913 ]]> 2913@http://www.slssniperlords.com Hussar's App 2012-01-12T06:57:01-05:00 http://www.slssniperlords.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=566#2901 2901@http://www.slssniperlords.com Watch out im back.... 2011-12-19T13:05:54-05:00